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The Movie Top Gun is a Gay Flick

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For many years there have been rumors circulating in Hollywood suggesting that macho star Tom Cruise is really a closeted gay man.  We have no lawyers here, so we will state only that these rumors have been known to exist.

But now we are able to bring you clear evidence that the movie Top Gun was a part of the international conspiracy known as The Homosexual Agenda.

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Gay or straight, Tom "The Couch Bouncer" Cruise makes me want to puke. :puker:

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I think he and Mel Gibson would make a lovely couple.

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The first time I saw Top Gun in the theatre, everytime a flight sequence would start everyone in the theatre started throwing paper airplanes. It was hilarious. It even made the newspaper. It got so bad at some showings that they would stop the film, but as soon as the jets took off again the paper planes were everywhere. I don't know if that happened everywhere or if it was just up here in Washington.

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I KNEW IT!!! :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach:

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Who says Tom Cruise is gay?  He just didn't want to come out of the closet, that's all.

Oh, and...

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