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"Ted Haggard is Completely Heterosexual"

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From the wonderful, clever, intelligent, musical Roy Zimmerman:



I laughed so hard that I had to go find my asthma inhaler, but that's a good thing.

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That was awesome! I needed a good laugh and anything about T.H. usually does it. What a buffoon!

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That was beautiful. I'm sure ol' Teddy's put all this "behind" him too. :snork_lach:

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Is it just me or is there something about T.H.s lips that just don't seem right? It looks like he has been wearing that phony grin for so long that it's kinda stuck there. Remember our moms warning us about that? I guess Teds Mom was too busy knitting sweaters or baking sox.

I often fantasize about situations like this and make up little stories I'd really like to see. . . .

The good Pastor haggard having been accused of homosexual encounters come before his parishoners. Hands folded, head hanging low, wearing a simple black suit with a gray shirt and no tie. He stands for a moment before the microphone and clears his throat.

"Fuck you all you bunch of self righteous pricks," He yells out. He rips away his suit and stands before the shocked audience wearing a gold speedo and gold nipple rings with little crosses dangling from them. "I'm as queer as a three dollar bill and I love it! If you holy rolling muthafuckas can't handle it well you can kiss my ass!" He shouts as he turns his back on the crowd and slaps his own butt!

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What a lovely fantasy!


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