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So, who's in? :Tounge:


Next time I have a couple of spare millions, you'll be the first to know!  Just don't do any giant grouchy dogs please, start with good puppies!

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Ack, that poor poor doggy! The obesity! It's one of those cases where the dog looks like the owner. In this case, it's cause the owner apparently doesn't exercise the dog.

So, who's in? :Tounge:


Next time I have a couple of spare millions, you'll be the first to know!  Just don't do any giant grouchy dogs please, start with good puppies!


How's about I throw in some retriever into the cocktail? I can customize any way you want 'em!

Actually, now I'm kind of leaning towards giant Venus fly traps that have sticky hairs that only stick to stupid people, but that look like average house plants. It's like Little Shop of Horrors, for dumbasses!

I'll do test runs in the White House, Capitol Hill, and Mississippi. Then I'll probably get the death penalty for wiping out the majority of the government. Consider it a noble sacrifice for my fellow Americans.

Now I just need to isolate the "stupid" receptor on human beings...

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Now I just need to isolate the "stupid" receptor on human beings...


Just start with the RCC and work your way down to the Republican party.

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We are going to have a back yard and I want to get a puppy.


Well, if you do get a dog, remember that they can get very lonely when you're not around. You might want to get one of these to keep him/her company while you're away.

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We are going to have a back yard and I want to get a puppy.


Well, if you do get a dog, remember that they can get very lonely when you're not around. You might want to get one of these to keep him/her company while you're away.


UB, do I want to know where you manage to find these links? All the same, I'm laughing my ass off right now. :snork_lach:

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Yeah, I should've posted a warning, to protect sensitive keyboards. I know TWC's ruined a few.  :Wink:

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All my dogs except Oz are girls and he's fixed so this thing would be nothing but a chew toy around my place.


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