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http://www.figures.c..._article=3&nl=1

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When I first saw this I thought it was some of FlatEarths work and I laughed my big ass off, then I realized it was real and I damn near choked! I like the golden thorn crown

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You guys are so much fun!  Laughing, laughing...

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I LOVE these!  They are so ridiculous.  I want a full set.  I still can't figure out if the designer is mocking jeebus or not...

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There's another keyboard trashed thanks to our resident sacreligious artist FlatEarth! I panned down while taking a big gulp of mocha and spewed it all over when I saw the hair band! Where would you like me to send the bill?

To answer your question Godless . . OH YES HE IS! and with style I might add!

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GOD DAMMIT FLATEARTH! YOU ARE GOING TO CHOKE ME TO DEATH YOU ASSHOLE! NOW YOU MADE ME SPIT MOCHA THROUGH MY FUCKING NOSE! JESUS CHRIST THAT HURTS! :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach: :snork_lach:

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HA! I put down all my snacks and drinks before I saw this one!

You are a sick Man FlatEarth! I always knew there was something I liked about you! :snork_lach:

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"Mara Salvatrucha, beet-ches."

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You are having way too much fun with this FlatEarth! I blame unbeliever for bringing this toy to our attention. Thirty Nine lashes to unbeliever with a wet lasagna noodle!

(Dontcha think that crowny head would fit perfect on lady liberty? That's what the fundies want anyway!) :snork_lach:

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"No really.  Mr Roddenberry really liked me.  But there was one line of dialogue I kept messing up.  Every time Shatner would say 'What do you make of it, Spock?', instead of 'Fascinating' I kept saying "It's a MIRACLE Jim!'.  No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't stop myself.  Oh yeah...and Shatner didn't like me because I was Christian.  He kept calling me 'Hey, Goya Boy!' all the time.  What a dick!"

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Thirty Nine lashes to unbeliever with a wet lasagna noodle!


Oh, boy! I just love a good lashing with wet noodles! That'd only encourage me, and I'm incorrigible! 
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Jesus Fucking Christ

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More Jesus Fucking Christ

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